Pinch Us… We’re in Vogue! (+ Your Christmas Gift Guide for Women Who Do Everything)

Pinch Us… We’re in Vogue! (+ Your Christmas Gift Guide for Women Who Do Everything)

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The BOGO chaos has settled.
Black Friday has left the group chat.
And we can finally unclench our jaws.

Just as we were easing back into normal programming… Vogue Australia casually drops us into their Ultimate Wellness Gift Guide: 10 Gifts for the Woman Who Has Everything.

Yes.
Vogue.
Australia.

We’re still squealing into our heat packs.

And honestly? The timing couldn’t be better.
Because Christmas gifting season is officially ON, and every woman we know is carrying enough mental load to qualify as an unpaid administrative team of 12.

So this year?

Let’s skip the novelty bath bombs.
Let’s leave the chemist candle on the shelf.
Let’s talk real gifts for real women, the ones who remember every appointment, carry the household calendar in their brain, and somehow still show up to Christmas lunch looking like they didn’t cry in their car once this month.

And because Vogue really saw us, they summed it up perfectly:

“Khapregesic® is an innovative plant-based formulation designed to provide relief from period pain and PMS, helping you feel more like yourself, every day of the month.”
Vogue Australia, 2025

Translation?
A gift that actually helps.
A gift that says: “I see you. I appreciate you. And your uterus deserves better than soldiering on.”

But Here’s Why This Moment Really Matters

Periods affect half the population, yet the pain, fatigue, mood shifts, and monthly disruptions have been minimised for generations.

We’ve been taught to “toughen up.”
To keep working.
To pretend it’s normal to function at 60% and smile like it’s 100%.

A woman spends nearly 3,500 days, almost a decade, managing her period.
A decade of pushing through pain, rearranging life, planning around cycles, and quietly absorbing the cost.

And somehow… the world has treated it like an afterthought.

So, when Vogue, a global cultural tastemaker, says menstrual wellness belongs in the same conversation as skincare, supplements, and self-care rituals?

It signals something bigger than a gift guide.

It signals a shift.

A recognition that:
✨ Period pain isn’t “just part of being a woman.”
✨ It’s a wellbeing issue.
✨ It deserves investment, visibility, legitimacy — not minimising.
✨ And solutions like Hey Sister! are not indulgences… they’re overdue.

This isn’t just a press moment.
It’s a cultural one.

A spotlight on women’s health that should’ve been shining decades ago.

Your 2025 Christmas Wellness Gift Guide:

10 Gifts for the Woman Who Has Everything (Including You)

1. Shameless Plug: Hey Sister! 90 Days to a Better Cycle Starter Pack

For the woman who deserves long-term relief, not another “quick fix.”
This 90-day starter kit is the ultimate cycle support system — clinically backed, plant-based, and designed to help her feel more like herself every single month.

Inside?
A full 90-day supply of Hey Sister! period relief, a sleek Dosey pill compact, calming cramp-control tea, heat patches for instant comfort, and personalised naturopathic support to guide her journey.

Chic. Effective. Vogue-approved.
A gift that whispers “you don’t have to push through everything — you get to feel better.”

Because sometimes the most loving gift you can give… is something that just bloody works.

2. A Pilates Class Pack

For mobility, strength… and that satisfying “I’m-sweaty-but-proud-of-myself” glow.

3. A Weighted Heat Pack

A warm, heavy cuddle for cramps, chaos and long days.

4. A Daily Ritual Journal

For the woman whose mind runs faster than her calendar app.

5. Silky Pyjamas

Soft, breathable, perimenopause-friendly. Luxe without trying too hard.

6. A Beach Walk + Smoothie Voucher

Because wellness tastes (and feels) better with a sea breeze.

7. A Lymphatic Drainage Massage

The kind of gift that makes her say, “Oh my god, I needed that.”

8. Herbal Hormone Support

Plant-powered calm in a bottle.

9. A Luxury Water Bottle

Hydration… but make it smug.

10. A Hey Sister! Subscription

Not a one-off. Not a gimmick.
A gift that has her back every month… because it just bloody works.

 

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